Since we are on the subject of the ER and the Penis...
LoL.. I had a patient one time that came in by private car with complaints of a laceration to the for-skin of the penis. Got the patient into the room and finally had a chance to to assess a him and get the 'scope'. Had the patient drop his pants.... as he was telling me how he got this 'laceration'. The patient told me that his dog bit him there.... I said to myself... haha yeah right... So when the doctor came into the room and we where just about to sew him up... the doctor had said... so what did you do to the dog... to make him do this... I started laughting I almost had to leave the room... LoL