http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marriage-matrimony-not-good-looking.html
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Making rounds in the ICU, I prepared to check on my partner's patient.
The nurse whispered a warning. "He's the guy who owns the big Lexus dealership. And the lady in there isn't his daughter, it's his wife."
The patient seemed a bit confused. His color wasn't very good. The lungs were starting to fill up, and his blood pressure had been drifting downward. I asked his wife to step outside the room.
I decided to get right to the point. "I have to tell you, I don't like how your husband looks," I said.
"Well, neither did I. But he's rich, and he's really good with the children."
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See also:
Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-nursing-humor-top-ten-reasons-i-went-into-nursing.html
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Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-top-ten-reasons-to-work-an-overtime-shift-on-the-weekend.html
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Black Testicles, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.black.testicles.htm
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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm
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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.top.ten.worst.hospital.visitors.htm
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Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/ambulances.as.medical.necessities.htm
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The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.nurse.hell.htm
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How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/how.many.nurses.does.it.take.to.change.a.light.bulb.htm
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
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The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/the.ranks.of.the.hospital.htm
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Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/on.the.job.employment/caffeine.is.my.shepherd.htm
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Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/most.commonly.used.phrases.by.nurses.htm
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Any questions, please drop me a line. To chat, we are “Nursefriendly” on aol or 6116137 on ICQ.
Sincerely,
Andrew Lopez, BS RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618
150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links
http://www.4nursing.com
http://www.howtostartanursingagency.com
http://www.jocularity.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com
http://www.prescriptionforviagra.com
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Making rounds in the ICU, I prepared to check on my partner's patient.
The nurse whispered a warning. "He's the guy who owns the big Lexus dealership. And the lady in there isn't his daughter, it's his wife."
The patient seemed a bit confused. His color wasn't very good. The lungs were starting to fill up, and his blood pressure had been drifting downward. I asked his wife to step outside the room.
I decided to get right to the point. "I have to tell you, I don't like how your husband looks," I said.
"Well, neither did I. But he's rich, and he's really good with the children."
******************************************************
******************************************************
See also:
Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-nursing-humor-top-ten-reasons-i-went-into-nursing.html
******************************************************
Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-top-ten-reasons-to-work-an-overtime-shift-on-the-weekend.html
******************************************************
Black Testicles, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.black.testicles.htm
******************************************************
The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm
******************************************************
Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.top.ten.worst.hospital.visitors.htm
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Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
******************************************************
Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/ambulances.as.medical.necessities.htm
******************************************************
The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
******************************************************
Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.nurse.hell.htm
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How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/how.many.nurses.does.it.take.to.change.a.light.bulb.htm
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
******************************************************
The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/the.ranks.of.the.hospital.htm
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Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/on.the.job.employment/caffeine.is.my.shepherd.htm
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Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/most.commonly.used.phrases.by.nurses.htm
******************************************************
******************************************************
Any questions, please drop me a line. To chat, we are “Nursefriendly” on aol or 6116137 on ICQ.
Sincerely,
Andrew Lopez, BS RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618
150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links
http://www.4nursing.com
http://www.howtostartanursingagency.com
http://www.jocularity.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com
http://www.prescriptionforviagra.com