Psychiatric Hotline, Mental Health Jokes

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http://www.nursinghumor.com/hotline
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Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No
one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

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See also:

Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...obsessions.htm
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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-psychi...-the-dark.html
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Hung Up To Dry, Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...out.to.dry.htm
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Are You Insane? Psychiatric Jokes, Mental Health Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing...you.insane.htm
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Firm Advice, Psychiatric Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/psychiat...irm.advice.htm
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[HeyFraydo]

Hey!!:firedup: There's nothing funny about Psych Nursing!

It is serious business NOT to BE MADE FUN OF:39:


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