http://www.nursinghumor.com/visitors
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10. The man who snuck in three cats to visit his asthmatic mother.

9. The visitor who ate all his father’s food, then rang the nurse to say that the patient was still hungry and needed another tray.

8. The wife who asked you to take her stroked-out husband to the bathroom whenever SHE really was the one who had to go.

7. The son who emptied his mother’s colostomy bag into the wastebasket.

6. The husband who fell asleep in the patient’s bed while his wife was in the bathroom.

5. The wife who discontinued her husband’s central line herself, because “John likes to sleep on his right side.”

4. The 80 year-old daughter of the 98 year old man, who kept turning off her father’s continuous gastric feeding because, "He never eats this much a home."

3. The children of one patient who insisted upon using their mother’s portable IPPB machine as a scooter in the hallway.

2. The husband who kept sneaking in chocolates for his newly diagnosed diabetic wife.

1. The man who never actually visited his mother, but called twelve times every shift to criticize the nurses, the doctors, the food, and anything else that came to mind

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See also:

Top Ten Ways To Tell You're A New Dad, Top Ten Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/to....a.new.dad.htm
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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/to...me.a.nurse.htm
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Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/to...department.htm
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Top Ten Signs of Burn-Out
http://www.nursinghumor.com/burnout/
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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand, Top Ten Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/top.ten....understand.htm
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Top Ten Fatal Things to say when your wife is pregnant, Labor & Delivery Jokes
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/la...s.pregnant.htm
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The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/top.ten....y.daughter.htm
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