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A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come but halfway, but they always popped back in.

A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success.

Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all.

He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.

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