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1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.--Dolly Parton
2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. --Erica Jong
3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. --Rita Rudner
4. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. --Rita Rudner
5. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. --Wendy Liebman
6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. --Erma Bombeck
7. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. --Sue Grafton
8. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. --Roseanne Barr
9. I think -- therefore I'm single. --Lizz Winstead
10. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. --Elayne Boosler
11. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. --Maryon Pearson
12. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. --Gilda Radner
13. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. --Margaret Thatcher
14. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -- Gloria Steinem
15. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. --Gloria Steinem
16. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. --Marie Corelli
17. "Nagging" is the repetition of unpalatable truths. --Baroness Edith-Summerskill
18. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? --Linda Ellerbee
19. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. --Zsa Zsa Gabor
20. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. --Eleanor Roosevelt
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1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.--Dolly Parton
2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. --Erica Jong
3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. --Rita Rudner
4. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. --Rita Rudner
5. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. --Wendy Liebman
6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. --Erma Bombeck
7. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. --Sue Grafton
8. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. --Roseanne Barr
9. I think -- therefore I'm single. --Lizz Winstead
10. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. --Elayne Boosler
11. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. --Maryon Pearson
12. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. --Gilda Radner
13. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. --Margaret Thatcher
14. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -- Gloria Steinem
15. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. --Gloria Steinem
16. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. --Marie Corelli
17. "Nagging" is the repetition of unpalatable truths. --Baroness Edith-Summerskill
18. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? --Linda Ellerbee
19. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. --Zsa Zsa Gabor
20. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. --Eleanor Roosevelt
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More Battle of The Sexes Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle
Ultimate Fantasy! Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fantasy
******************************************************
Dogs Vs Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://nursinghumor.com/dogs
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Home Repairs, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/repairs
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Why Cats Are Better Than Men, Battles of The Sexes Jokes, Cat-Pet Humor:
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25 Year Old Breasts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
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Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
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17 Ways To Be A WOMAN.... From A Somewhat Bitter Man, Battle of The Sexes:
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The Perfect Man, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
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Name Calling, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
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A Real Lady, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor:
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Mating Bulls, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
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Sincerely,
Andrew Lopez, BS RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
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856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618
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