We service a large rural area and phone triage out of ER alot...
Some of the crazy ones include:
"What should I do when my husband gets food poisoning from eating a buffalo wing cold... like out of the fridge, he didn't rewarm it."
"When I pinch my nipples really, really hard...they hurt, what should I do?"
"My HIV test was negative, but do I still have AIDS?
Called to complain of vaginal pain, when asked if they were sexually active the reponse was "no, I just lay there"
We get tons of these... they make the night shift so much more fun!!