Lawyer’s Hell, Attorney Jokes, Religious Humor

Lawyer’s Hell, Attorney Jokes, Religious Humor
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A lawyer died and immediately went to hell for all his professional sins.

As the Devil was leading him closer and closer to the hottest fires, he noticed another lawyer making passionate love to an absolutely gorgeous woman.

"Damn it," said the lawyer, "how come I'm going to go down even farther to roast forever while this lawyer gets his eternal way with that beautiful woman?

The Devil turned to him and angrily screamed, "And who are you to question that woman's punishment?!"

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Lawyer's Hell, Attorney Jokes, Religious Humor:"A lawyer died and immediately went to hell for all his professional sins."
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Eating Grass, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:"One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate."
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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
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Three Kick Rule, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor
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Medical Experiments, Lawyer Jokes, Legal Humor:
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A Lawyer To The End, Attorney Jokes, Gallows Humor:
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A Lawyer At The Pearly Gates, Going To Heaven Jokes, Attorney Humor:
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Taking It With You Attorney Jokes, Lawyers Humor:
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Love Stamps, Lawyer Jokes, Divorce Humor:
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The Consultation, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:
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You Know You Need A New Lawyer When . . . , Attorney Jokes, Legal Humor:
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Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than I am. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it."
"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"
Alligator "Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch 'em?"
"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite 'em, shake the crap out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..."