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    Lawyer’s Hell, Attorney Jokes, Religious Humor

    Lawyer’s Hell, Attorney Jokes, Religious Humor
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    A lawyer died and immediately went to hell for all his professional sins.

    As the Devil was leading him closer and closer to the hottest fires, he noticed another lawyer making passionate love to an absolutely gorgeous woman.

    "Damn it," said the lawyer, "how come I'm going to go down even farther to roast forever while this lawyer gets his eternal way with that beautiful woman?

    The Devil turned to him and angrily screamed, "And who are you to question that woman's punishment?!"

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    Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than I am. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it."
    "Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"
    Alligator "Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.
    "Hmm. Well, where do you catch 'em?"
    "Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."
    "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
    "Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite 'em, shake the crap out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
    "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..."

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