Reply With QuoteTSTL Syndrome? (Too stupid to live)
'Cat'
Nanda Dx
The ER I work in uses LPNs (AND I LOVE THEM!!) And tonight in a rare break we were all talking, and the subject of NANDA dx came up, and LPNs not being able to assign them to pt's t my hospital (super dumb)..which lead to the often repeated comment "there are so stupid why do we bother." So we decided that NANDA needs to come up with some real ER relivant dxs. Such as my personal fav of the the night; IQ incompatable with life. SO LET'S HEAR IT...EVERYONE BUT IN YOUR BEST "REAL" FUNNY NURSING dx
Jennifer
TSTL Syndrome? (Too stupid to live)
'Cat'
Failure to Succeed (Suicide Attempt)
:rolleyes:
(D.S.)Darwinian Syndrome, for attempting to remove themselves from the gene pool.
"BECAUSE I SAID SO" IS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON.
UTW,under the weather
BNC, brain not connected
OTE, over the edge
NBA, no brain available
NFL, non functioning lifeform
AI factor, anti inteligence factor
NS-OIL, no signs of inteligent life
F D I C-Ook, found dead in cranium, otherwise OK
"BECAUSE I SAID SO" IS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON.
Snork! (As I try not to spew my drink out my nose) I tell ya, these are some doozies, but true.
NIF, no intelegence found
NBWWF, never believe what we found
DIA, done it again
NBHTH, never believe how this happened
W I T, what is that??????
tswHYWT, this started with HEY YALL WATCH THIS
AND ONE OF MY FAVORITES=== tgh----thats gotta hurt!!
"BECAUSE I SAID SO" IS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON.
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