Baby Names, Labor & Delivery Jokes, Obstetrics

Baby Names, Labor & Delivery Jokes, Obstetrics Humor
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A pregnant lady was in an accident and she woke up in the hospital.

She noticed she was not pregnant anymore and asked the nurse what happened to her baby.

The nurse said, "You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl!"

The lady said, "Oh, I must name them," but the nurse said, "You were unconscious, so we called your brother, and he named them!"

The lady said, "But he's as dumb as a box of rocks! So what are their names?"

The nurse said, "The girl is called "Denise."

The woman replied, "Well that is a pretty name, so what did he name my boy?"

The nurse replied, "Denephew!"

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I've heard much worse real baby names not the ones you hear the jokes about. In Japan you can't name your child something that would cause problems later. Ive taken care of China Guy and his older brother Love Child, this year I've had a couple of Nevaeh (that's Heaven backwards..is thatsomething like Hell?), Budwieser, a Carla Jr (should have seen the original Carla), all kinds of names where I think letters are pulled from a scrabble board and throw in a few 's last month's best name....Aurelnatural ( A real natural...don't know how natural it was with induction and epidural)

This is no joke but my Grand Daughter born on 5-14-05 was named Sierra Jade. My sister the babies great aunt said that it sounded like that soft drink.