Old man and his wife went to see the doctor

[charan]

An old man and his wife came in to see the doctor because the old man just wasn't feeling well.
When they went into the doctors office and told him their complaints, the doctor said, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample."

The old man, who was very deaf turned to his wife and said, "what did he say?"

The old woman looked at him, looked at the doctor and yelled, "He said he needs your underwear!"

[rfarrell]

that's hilarious!!