Croak Like a Frog, Geriatrics Jokes, Getting Older

1 post · started Jul 1, 2005

nursinghumor Jul 1, 2005, 9:18 AM
Croak Like a Frog, Geriatrics Jokes, Getting Older Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/croak
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A little girl says, "Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?"

"Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.

As she is sitting on granddad's lap she says, "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"

"A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a frog."

The girl says, "Grandpa, will you please, please MAKE a sound like a frog?"

Perplexed, her grand dad says, "Sweetheart, why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"

And the little girl says, "'Cause Grandma said that when you croak, we're going to Florida!"

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