Notice:

sign in the nursing lounge:

NOTICE
TO ALL PERSONAL:
DUE TO THE RECENT OUTBREAK OF AIDS, AND FOR OBVIOUS SAFETY REASONS, KISSING THE BOSS’S ASS WILL NO LONGER BE TOLERATED IN THIS FACILITY.
WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE TO ANYONE CURRENTLY USINIG THIS PRACTICE IN ANTICIPATION FOR PAY RAISE OF PROMOTION

OMG! Was that seriously posted!LOL That is hilarious!

no not really thats just part of the joke...lol now and days that would be to offensive and someone would get fired..:)