colonoscopy

2 posts · started Dec 2, 2008

LivingDeadNurse Dec 2, 2008, 5:56 PM
Colonoscopy
>
> All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
> trying to decide who was the one in charge.
>
>
> "I should be in charge," said the brain ,
> "Because I run all the body's systems,
> so without me nothing would happen."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the blood ,
> "Because I circulate oxygen all over
> so without me you'd all waste away."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
> Because I process food and give
> all of you energy."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the legs,
> "because I carry the body wherever
> it needs to go."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the eyes,
> "Because I allow the body to see
> where it goes."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the! rectum ,
> "Because I'm responsible for
> waste removal."
>
> All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
> And insulted him, so in a huff,
> he shut down tight.
>
> Within a few days,
> the brain had a terrible headache,
>
> the stomach was bloated,
> the legs got wobbly,
> the eyes got watery,
> and the blood Was toxic.
> They all decided that the
> rectum should be the boss.
> The Moral of the story?
>
> The asshole is usually in charge !!