Feel safe at night, sleep with a nurse.
If you ever want to get punched in the throat by a nurse, say the words "It sure is quite around here" in the middle of her shift.
Feel safe at night, sleep with a nurse.
Do you want the doctor in-charge or the nurse who knows where everything is?
Nursing school is a lot like giving birth... Once it is over, you tend to forget just how painful the process really was.
You can be a great physician, but if you don't page me back within 30 minutes any opinion of you decreases.
I work as a pediatric nurse, and often have the painful job of giving shots to the children. One day upon entering the examining room to give a shot the little girl starting screaming “NO! NO! NO!”
“Jessica” her mother scolded, “that is not polite behavior!”
At that the girl continued to scream “NO THANK YOU! NO THANK YOU! NO THANK YOU!”
Be nice; I could be your nurse someday.
If you are a nurse, you can identify the "PID Shuffle" and the "Kidney Stone Squirm" at 15 feet.
You know you're a nurse:
If you leave your shoes in the garage
You check your caller's ID on your days off
You can eat popcorn from a clean bedpan
You always have extra pen in your pocket
AND THEY AREN'T YOURS!
How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None because its delegated to the nursing student.