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A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.
Three of the children are tall, good-looking, and athletic; but the fourth and the youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," The husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine.
I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if..."
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man dies, happy.
The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask me about the other three!"
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A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.
Three of the children are tall, good-looking, and athletic; but the fourth and the youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," The husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine.
I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if..."
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man dies, happy.
The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask me about the other three!"
******************************************************
More Gallows Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/gallows
Download and enjoy all our jokes! Visit http://www.nursinghumor.com/archive
Sincerely,
Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618
150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links
http://www.4nursing.com
http://www.4nursingstudents.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.jocularity.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com