Divorce Cards, Marriage Jokes, Relationship Humor

5 posts · started Feb 28, 2009

nursinghumor Feb 28, 2009, 6:27 AM
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They need a new line of greeting cards just for divorce...

Front of card would say...

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder..."

Then you open the card and inside it would say:

"What the #(*#$($* was I thinking?"

or

Front of card would say: "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..."

Then you open the card and it says:

"that you're not here to ruin it for me."

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SoldierNurse May 6, 2009, 11:52 PM
ER-OR-ICU-RN wrote:Difference between a nurse and a nun? .....a nun has to answer to only one god!

The nice thing about being an Army Nurse Corps officer is all the AMEDD [Army Medical Dept] officers respect each other and an ANC officer can out rank an MS [physician] officer. Of course, the reversal applies, too.

BTW, ER-OR-ICU-RN have you considered posting a thread in the New User Intro section?
cougarnurse May 7, 2009, 12:06 AM
ER-OR-ICU-RN wrote:Difference between a nurse and a nun? .....a nun has to answer to only one god!

You know why they are called nuns? They get none! (And yes, I went to parochial school.)