Women, now you can pee standing up!

11 posts · started May 4, 2009

AmandaWIRN May 5, 2009, 3:35 AM
Ok, this is pretty hilarious.... I can guarantee using this would probably result in lots of dribbling and leaking all over. If I tried to use this, I would almost certainly end up pissing all over myself.....

Now, as a graduate of the University of WI, one of the biggest drinking and partying schools there is, I've attended enough parties with lack of bathroom facilities to have mastered "the squat...." The trick is to get your pants out of the way once you're squatting so you don't pee on them. One you get that down, you're good to go (literally!).... ;)
SoldierNurse May 5, 2009, 3:38 AM
AmandaWIRN wrote:Ok, this is pretty hilarious.... I can guarantee using this would probably result in lots of dribbling and leaking all over. If I tried to use this, I would almost certainly end up pissing all over myself.....

Now, as a graduate of the University of WI, one of the biggest drinking and partying schools there is, I've attended enough parties with lack of bathroom facilities to have mastered "the squat...." The trick is to get your pants out of the way once you're squatting so you don't pee on them. One you get that down, you're good to go (literally!).... ;)

That has to be a most excellent SME reply.
cougarnurse May 5, 2009, 4:04 AM
Iffen you don't remember, Soldier, those of us with NA blood take offense to the word 'squaw'.

Also, you guys do have 'writing in snow' contests; we ladies don't need to..... :D
SoldierNurse May 5, 2009, 4:10 AM
cougarnurse wrote:Iffen you don't remember, Soldier, those of us with NA blood take offense to the word 'squaw'.

Also, you guys do have 'writing in snow' contests; we ladies don't need to..... :D

My bad