Top Ten Lies Told by Paramedics, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor

http://www.nursinghumor.com/lies

1. Its not my fault, he kept moving.

2. This might stick a little.

3. I did say clear first.

4. I know where I'm going.

5. It's OK, I'll cut along the seams.

6. The ambulance is clean.

7. It's the flu, not a hangover

8. The gloves are for your protection.

9. The patient refused the treatment.

10. I am in it for the money

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See also:

Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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Emergency Response Times, Paramedic Jokes, EMS Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/response
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Top Ten Ways To Tell You're A New Dad, Top Ten Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/top.ten.reasons.ways.to.tell.you.are.a.new.dad.htm
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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/top.ten.reasons/top.ten.reasons.to.become.a.nurse.htm
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Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/top.ten.reasons/top.ten.worst.prognostic.signs.for.a.patient.in.the.emergency.department.htm
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Top Ten Signs of Burn-Out
http://www.nursinghumor.com/burnout/
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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand, Top Ten Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/top.ten.reasons/top.ten.things.only.women.understand.htm
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Top Ten Fatal Things to say when your wife is pregnant, Labor & Delivery Jokes
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/humor/labor.and.delivery.jokes/fatal.things.to.say.when.your.wife.is.pregnant.htm
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The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/top.ten.reasons/top.ten.rules.for.dating.my.daughter.htm
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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into
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