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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,
"Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".
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See also:
Animals
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/animals.htm
Therapeutic Humor Associations
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/2/humor.associations/humor.associations.htm
Bar
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/barjokes.htm
Battle of the Sexes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle.of.the.sexes.htm
Bill Clinton Humor, Presidential Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bill.clinton.presidential.htm
Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bedside.nursing.humor.htm
Blondes
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/Polincorrect/bld1line001.htm
Brain Teasers
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/teasers.html
Cartoons and Comics (Nursing & Medical)
http://www.nursinghumor.com/nursing.cartoons.comics.htm
Charge Nurse Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/charge.nursing.jokes.humor.htm
Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links
http://www.nursinghumor.com/clowning.clowns.comedy.htm
Dental Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dental.jokes.humor.htm
Emergency Department Jokes, ER Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/erhumor.htm
Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/gallows.htm
General
ttp://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/general.htm
General Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/general.nursing.humor.htm
Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.htm
Greeting Cards
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/directory/business/greeting.cards.htm
Growing Old Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/growing.old.htm
Healthcare
ttp://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/health.htm
Health Maintenance Organization (HMO) or Managed Care Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/health.maintenance.organization.hmo.humor.htm
Inspiration
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/inspiration.htm
Joke Mailing Lists
http://www.nursinghumor.com/joke.mailing.lists.htm
Labor and Delivery, Obstetrics
http://www.nursinghumor.com/labor.and.delivery.obstetrics.jokes.humor.htm
Law Enforcement Humor, Police Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/law.enforcement.police.jokes.htm
Lawyer, Attorney & Legal Jokes, Law Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lawyer.attorney.legal.htm
Lists
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/lists.htm
Living With A Nurse, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/living.with.a.nurse.htm
Kids
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/kids.htm
Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding
http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage.matrimony.jokes.htm
Medical Humor
ttp://www.nursinghumor.com/medical.jokes.humor.htm
Medical Terminology
http://www.nursinghumor.com/funny.medical.terminology.htm
Men & Women http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/malevfemale.htm
Merry Christmas, X-mas Jokes
ttp://www.nursinghumor.com/merry.christmas.xmas.htm
Nursing Cartoons and Comics
http://www.nursinghumor.com/nursing.cartoons.comics.htm
Nursing Humor Entrepreneurs
http://www.nursinghumor.com/nursing.humor.entrepreneurs.htm
Obnoxious
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/obnox.htm
Operating Room Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/operating.room.nursing.humor.htm
Pets, Veterinarians
http://www.nursinghumor.com/veterinarian.pets.htm
Political
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/politic.htm
Politically-Incorrect
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/polincorrect.htm
Profession
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/profess.htm
Psychiatric
http://www.nursinghumor.com/psychiatric.jokes.nursing.humor.htm
Religion
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/religion.htm
School
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/school.htm
School Nursing Jokes, Nursing Student Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/school.nursing.htm
Speakers Bureaus
http://www.nursinghumor.com/speakers.bureaus.htm
Sports
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/sports.htm
Top Ten Reasons Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/top.ten.reasons.htm
Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/veterinarian.pets.htm
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/why.did.the.chicken.cross.the.road.htm
Wisdom
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/wisdom.htm
Work Place
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/work.htm
"You Might Be A . . . . If"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/you.might.be.a.if.htm
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http://www.nursingexperts.com
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,
"Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".
******************************************************
******************************************************
See also:
Animals
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/animals.htm
Therapeutic Humor Associations
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/2/humor.associations/humor.associations.htm
Bar
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/barjokes.htm
Battle of the Sexes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle.of.the.sexes.htm
Bill Clinton Humor, Presidential Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bill.clinton.presidential.htm
Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bedside.nursing.humor.htm
Blondes
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/Polincorrect/bld1line001.htm
Brain Teasers
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/teasers.html
Cartoons and Comics (Nursing & Medical)
http://www.nursinghumor.com/nursing.cartoons.comics.htm
Charge Nurse Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/charge.nursing.jokes.humor.htm
Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links
http://www.nursinghumor.com/clowning.clowns.comedy.htm
Dental Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dental.jokes.humor.htm
Emergency Department Jokes, ER Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/erhumor.htm
Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/gallows.htm
General
ttp://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/general.htm
General Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/general.nursing.humor.htm
Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.htm
Greeting Cards
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/directory/business/greeting.cards.htm
Growing Old Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/growing.old.htm
Healthcare
ttp://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/health.htm
Health Maintenance Organization (HMO) or Managed Care Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/health.maintenance.organization.hmo.humor.htm
Inspiration
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/inspiration.htm
Joke Mailing Lists
http://www.nursinghumor.com/joke.mailing.lists.htm
Labor and Delivery, Obstetrics
http://www.nursinghumor.com/labor.and.delivery.obstetrics.jokes.humor.htm
Law Enforcement Humor, Police Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/law.enforcement.police.jokes.htm
Lawyer, Attorney & Legal Jokes, Law Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lawyer.attorney.legal.htm
Lists
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/lists.htm
Living With A Nurse, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/living.with.a.nurse.htm
Kids
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/kids.htm
Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding
http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage.matrimony.jokes.htm
Medical Humor
ttp://www.nursinghumor.com/medical.jokes.humor.htm
Medical Terminology
http://www.nursinghumor.com/funny.medical.terminology.htm
Men & Women http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/malevfemale.htm
Merry Christmas, X-mas Jokes
ttp://www.nursinghumor.com/merry.christmas.xmas.htm
Nursing Cartoons and Comics
http://www.nursinghumor.com/nursing.cartoons.comics.htm
Nursing Humor Entrepreneurs
http://www.nursinghumor.com/nursing.humor.entrepreneurs.htm
Obnoxious
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/obnox.htm
Operating Room Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/operating.room.nursing.humor.htm
Pets, Veterinarians
http://www.nursinghumor.com/veterinarian.pets.htm
Political
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/politic.htm
Politically-Incorrect
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/polincorrect.htm
Profession
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/profess.htm
Psychiatric
http://www.nursinghumor.com/psychiatric.jokes.nursing.humor.htm
Religion
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/religion.htm
School
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/school.htm
School Nursing Jokes, Nursing Student Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/school.nursing.htm
Speakers Bureaus
http://www.nursinghumor.com/speakers.bureaus.htm
Sports
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/sports.htm
Top Ten Reasons Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/top.ten.reasons.htm
Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/veterinarian.pets.htm
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/why.did.the.chicken.cross.the.road.htm
Wisdom
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/wisdom.htm
Work Place
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/work.htm
"You Might Be A . . . . If"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/you.might.be.a.if.htm
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To subscribe to our:
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http://www.topica.com/lists/nursingjokes/
Clinical Nursing Cases:
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Any questions, please drop me a line. To chat, we are “Nursefriendly” on aol or 6116137 on ICQ.
Sincerely,
Andrew Lopez, BS RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618
150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links
http://www.4nursing.com
http://www.howtostartanursingagency.com
http://www.jocularity.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com