I'd Like To Get Married Please, Legal Jokes & Pregnancy Humor

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"Your honor, " explained the young man, "I'd like to get married, please."

"All right, what is your age?" "I'm 22, sir."

"And the age of the bride?" "She's 15, sir."

"15??? That's too young -- marrying you would be against the law!"

"I see, " said the young man.

"Could you try explaining that to the fella next to her with the shotgun?"

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