A little old man shuffled......slooooowly....... into an ice cream parlor, pulled himself........slooooowly.........painfully...........up onto a stool.
After catching his breath...............he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis".
After catching his breath...............he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis".

