Sputum, sputum, you taste great,
Better than any feces I've ate!
I like to spread you on bread and rolls,
And stuff you inside of donut holes.
Others' tastes great but I like my own,
My sputum to me's like a dog to a bone!
Hold it in your mouth and savor that taste,
Don't let a drop of that stuff ever go to waste!
Usually with sputum, there comes a sore throat,
Ever notice if you swallow, it makes your poop float?
It's warm to the touch and slimy it feels,
If you cough up enough it makes a good meal!
Oh sputum, oh sputum, I love you so much!
A tastier delicacy there just is no such!
The great thing about sputum, IT'S TOTALLY FREE!
If you don't want yours you can GIVE IT TO ME...
Better than any feces I've ate!
I like to spread you on bread and rolls,
And stuff you inside of donut holes.
Others' tastes great but I like my own,
My sputum to me's like a dog to a bone!
Hold it in your mouth and savor that taste,
Don't let a drop of that stuff ever go to waste!
Usually with sputum, there comes a sore throat,
Ever notice if you swallow, it makes your poop float?
It's warm to the touch and slimy it feels,
If you cough up enough it makes a good meal!
Oh sputum, oh sputum, I love you so much!
A tastier delicacy there just is no such!
The great thing about sputum, IT'S TOTALLY FREE!
If you don't want yours you can GIVE IT TO ME...