Colonoscopy Humor

[Generation2]

Colonoscopy humor
(got this in an e-mail from my mom the other day)

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand but. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,in fact, up there?"

[Aaron C.]

those are some pretty good ones...

[CCHADWI]

I like the last one best. #13.

I still like the movie 'Fletch' with Chevy Chase. The doctor is telling him to relax, and Fletch is talking, and then all of a sudden he breaks into "Moon River" Then continues on with, "Are you using your whole fist there, Doc?"

[medi]

I must be warped... hehehe.. I liked that! I liked #9 best.. poor lil muppet!!! *lol*

Mind if I add that to my humor section?
http://medi-smart.com/humor.htm

[Generation2]

Have at it. It's not mine to begin with, but it's not copyrighted to my knowledge.

[oh hd rn]

my husband once asked me what an endoscopy was...
i told him it was when the doc stuck a scope in one end or the other!