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A seventy-eight-year-old guy is crying in a bar, so the bartender approaches him and asks what's wrong.
The old man answers, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman."
The bartender nods his head, saying, "Don't worry, it may seem that you don't have a lot in common, but maybe this is an opportunity for each of you to grow!"
The old man shakes his head, saying, "No, that's not the problem! We have everything in common! She's smart, funny, and wonderful to be around."
The bartender looks at the man confused, then says, "So you're worried she just married you for your money, then?"
The old man says, "No -- she's an heiress! She has twice the money I do."
The bartender is even more confused now. "Is it a sex problem? I know a great urologist."
The old man just shakes his head and howls, "No, no. We make love morning, noon and night."
The bartender gives him a look of bewilderment and says, "It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"
The old man answers, "I can't remember where I live!!!!"
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Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursing Scrubs, Medical Uniforms, Accessories
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A seventy-eight-year-old guy is crying in a bar, so the bartender approaches him and asks what's wrong.
The old man answers, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman."
The bartender nods his head, saying, "Don't worry, it may seem that you don't have a lot in common, but maybe this is an opportunity for each of you to grow!"
The old man shakes his head, saying, "No, that's not the problem! We have everything in common! She's smart, funny, and wonderful to be around."
The bartender looks at the man confused, then says, "So you're worried she just married you for your money, then?"
The old man says, "No -- she's an heiress! She has twice the money I do."
The bartender is even more confused now. "Is it a sex problem? I know a great urologist."
The old man just shakes his head and howls, "No, no. We make love morning, noon and night."
The bartender gives him a look of bewilderment and says, "It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"
The old man answers, "I can't remember where I live!!!!"
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More Getting Older Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatrics
Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursing Scrubs, Medical Uniforms, Accessories
http://www.4nursinguniforms.com