How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes

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nursinghumor Jun 14, 2006, 4:26 AM
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How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.

As much as the doctor orders.

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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