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Thread: Off Topic but funny as all heck!!!!!

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    Cool Off Topic but funny as all heck!!!!!

    I was at Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, while in the check-out line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ???So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive
    care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it from someone on Facebook - so share it with a friend who needs a laugh.......


    Peace and Namaste

    Hppy

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    Sounds like she was lonely, and justed wanted to have small talk.

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    I about spit out my kibble on this one. Never ceases to make me laugh.

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    hwaahhh!..very funny! I just came across this one... I really need a laugh today !,,haha

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    Some things never get old and this is one of them.

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    hahahahaha ill share this story too hahaha thanks for the laugh!

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