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    Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor

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    A man was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.

    A week later the man complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.

    "Have you been taking them regularly?" The doctor asked.

    "What do you think I've been doing," the man said, "Shoving them up my butt?"

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    Re: Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor

    about a week from graduation one of the students in my class had to give a B/O supp she asked how do you give a suppository. I laughed and told her to give him a big glass of water to get it down..then she says quit laughing at me....ok the woman isn't fresh out of highschool and we're a week from graduation what does she mean HOW???? When she flunked the final which flunked the program because she had a D anyway she appealed and fianlly got through then took boards a few times then last I heard she was waitressing in a bar someplace. Things that make you go DUH

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