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Four married guys were golfing.
On the sixth hole the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I'd paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I'd build her a new deck for the pool.
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
As they continued to play the hole they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.
So they ask him: "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to come out golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5.30 AM. When it went off, I gave my wife a nudge and said, Golf course or intercourse?
and she said, “Don't forget to wear a sweater.”
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