Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: Who Is The Father, Marriage Jokes, Gallows Humor

  1. #1
    Moderator
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    New Jersey
    Posts
    2,548

    Who Is The Father, Marriage Jokes, Gallows Humor

    http://www.nursinghumor.com/father

    A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.

    Three of the children are tall, good-looking, and athletic; but the fourth and the youngest is an ugly runt.

    "Darling wife," The husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine.

    I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if..."

    The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."

    The man dies, happy.

    The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask me about the other three!"

    ************************************************** ****
    More Gallows Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/gallows

    Download and enjoy all our jokes! Visit http://www.nursinghumor.com/archive


    Sincerely,

    Andrew Lopez, RN
    Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
    38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
    http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
    856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

    150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

    http://www.4nursing.com
    http://www.4nursingstudents.com
    http://www.4travelnursing.com
    http://www.jocularity.com
    http://www.lopez1.com
    http://www.nursinga2z.com
    http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
    http://www.nursinghumor.com
    http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
    http://www.nursingexperts.com

  2. #2
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Posts
    1

    Re: Who Is The Father, Marriage Jokes, Gallows Humor

    I loved this joke!! Thank you..I needed the pick me up.

Similar Threads

  1. The First Husband, Marriage Jokes, Gallows Humor
    By nursinghumor in forum Nursing Inspirations, Jokes, and Quotes
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 01-23-2009, 04:30 AM
  2. One Last Cookie, Marriage Jokes, Gallows Humor
    By nursinghumor in forum Nursing Inspirations, Jokes, and Quotes
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 11-21-2006, 03:53 PM
  3. The First Husband, Marriage Jokes, Gallows Humor
    By nursinghumor in forum Nursing Inspirations, Jokes, and Quotes
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 09-26-2006, 10:26 AM
  4. Three Envelopes, Gallows Jokes, Marriage Humor
    By nursinghumor in forum Nursing Inspirations, Jokes, and Quotes
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 06-29-2006, 01:41 AM
  5. Who Is The Father, Marriage Jokes, Gallows Humor
    By nursinghumor in forum Nursing Inspirations, Jokes, and Quotes
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 01-24-2006, 01:21 AM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •