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    Women, now you can pee standing up!

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    Re: Women, now you can pee standing up!

    Penis envy, maybe?

    Otherwise, I'll let the female members here chime in
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    Re: Women, now you can pee standing up!

    Ok, this is pretty hilarious.... I can guarantee using this would probably result in lots of dribbling and leaking all over. If I tried to use this, I would almost certainly end up pissing all over myself.....

    Now, as a graduate of the University of WI, one of the biggest drinking and partying schools there is, I've attended enough parties with lack of bathroom facilities to have mastered "the squat...." The trick is to get your pants out of the way once you're squatting so you don't pee on them. One you get that down, you're good to go (literally!)....
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    Wink Re: Women, now you can pee standing up!

    Quote Originally Posted by AmandaWIRN View Post
    Ok, this is pretty hilarious.... I can guarantee using this would probably result in lots of dribbling and leaking all over. If I tried to use this, I would almost certainly end up pissing all over myself.....

    Now, as a graduate of the University of WI, one of the biggest drinking and partying schools there is, I've attended enough parties with lack of bathroom facilities to have mastered "the squat...." The trick is to get your pants out of the way once you're squatting so you don't pee on them. One you get that down, you're good to go (literally!)....
    That has to be a most excellent SME reply.
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    Re: Women, now you can pee standing up!

    Sme???
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    Re: Women, now you can pee standing up!

    Quote Originally Posted by AmandaWIRN View Post
    Sme???
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    Re: Women, now you can pee standing up!

    haha! maybe I can put that on my resume???
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    Re: Women, now you can pee standing up!

    or, I could add "Squatting SME" to my signature.....
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    Re: Women, now you can pee standing up!

    Quote Originally Posted by AmandaWIRN View Post
    or, I could add "Squatting SME" to my signature.....
    Sounds like an American Indian squaw?
    Cary James Barrett, RN, BSN


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    Re: Women, now you can pee standing up!

    Iffen you don't remember, Soldier, those of us with NA blood take offense to the word 'squaw'.

    Also, you guys do have 'writing in snow' contests; we ladies don't need to.....

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