A funny nursing joke

[aid]

Hello everyone...

Harry was in the hospital. He was an old man. From time to time the young nurse came in and said in a patronising tone, "And how are we doing this morning?"

Well, this is a story of revenge. Harry had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill. The juice was apple juice. You know where the juice went.

The nurse came in, picked up the urine bottle and said, "It seems we are a little cloudy today..." At this, Harry snatched the bottle out of her hand, drinked its contents, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again, maybe I can filter it better this time."

[nursinghumor]

I think that would make even me cringe (I've been a nurse over a decade).

Thanks for sharing.

Andrew Lopez, RN
http://www.4nursing.com

[orionseal]

Just the thaught is enough to, well ahh yea, to make a long story short I work long term care and well, um I have a lot of "ALLtheTIMERS" residents, and ummmm......